BM-I Don't Care 2.0
So it turns out I like the attention of having a blog, and it gets kinda crowded in my head if I don't do some thought vomiting occasionally. And at least one person missed me (hi Rach!), so, I'M...
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It's kinda ridic to try and hide fat, right? It's just always there, being...
I read an article at XO Jane the other day, about Fat Girls With Pixie Cuts. I don't wanna go pixie, but I've longed for AGES to get a short cut. My hair generally sits at around waist level, which is...
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It is NEVER okay to tell someone, 'If you were my missus I would've pulled you up years ago and told you off for letting yourself go!'Dude...NOT COOL.And for the record - you'd be lucky to have me as...
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I was thinking about this blogging caper today. I like writing, I like talking to people, and I like making up huge stories that bear only slight resemblance to the truth. So, if I like all of that -...
View ArticleMortified in Medicare
With all the arrogance of the childless, I took my nephews (4 & 3yrs) to Medicare with me yesterday. By choice.As soon as we got in, the two excited but generally fairly quiet boys went bananas....
View ArticleThis really isn't a BodyLove Blog, but I just seem to keep posting about...
When we go clothes shopping, my husband knows the drill. First thing to check when I walk outta the dressing room? The Roll. Smaller women call it a Muffin Top, but when you're my size, your muffin...
View ArticleI need a spoon count on my forehead
There needs to be a way you can show people how much pain you're in if you have am invisible chronic pain condition. Maybe a spoon count on your forehead, the same way Justin Timberlake had his time on...
View ArticleHe did it again...
I used to have a post about how Dad sucks me in with these long winded lectures that turn out to be jokes, but obviously, when I deleted the blog, the post went. So y'all just hafta trust me when I...
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You're a freaking Superhero
The other night, while I had eleventy hundred tabs up on my browser, I came across this gem. Since I had so many freaking tabs up I have no idea HOW I found it, but I've linked them both to the place I...
View ArticleIt totally doesn't make sense
When we hear a small child say exactly what they're thinking, we smile.When we hear a pre-teen say exactly what they're thinking, we tell them they're precocious.When we hear a teen say exactly what...
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Just kidding, I can't even leave my bedroom today, much less SEE OTHER PEOPLE.Yeesh.I keep getting the same comment from well meaning but sadly unknowing people. 'Why don't you just leave your bedroom?...
View ArticleAfter Agoraphobia
Really long time no see! It's been a while possums, how're y'all doing? We've really gotta catch up for a cuppa one of these days :)So I've been doing a lot of listening lately, and having some...
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